I’m going to burlesque my way into the web. Flirtation first, a gentle teasing, a slow unveiling. Determined not to mix my metaphors and avoid clichés and tired, second-hand idioms I shall refuse to rush in where angels fear to, I’ll employ the tiniest premature baby steps, only then will I be sure to catchee catchee the illusive literary monkey. After all it’s about first impressions, judging books by their typeface and avoiding colloquialisms… and all that.
Grant Gillespie 